10. Poor service at the Chilean consulate
9. Paul's mysterious insistence on wearing a fake mustache and sunglasses when eating at Penang
8. No heterosexual bars or diners in the greater Chicago area (that anybody will take her to, anyways)
7. Ruthless swarms of hornets staying in guest room until they find a place of their own
6. Inability to rent a boat on Lake Michigan
5. Calling police to complain about #@%$'ing fireworks going off in the neighborhood all night... and finding out they're going off inside the condo as well.
4. Denied entry to Bijou Theatre because of discriminatory policy against asians or something
3. Nobody says "Gruzei" or launders money for genocidal dictators
2. Sick of eating at Brasserie Jo every night while Paul disappears for 20-30 minutes to "wash his hands"
1. Constant threats about being taken down... to Chinatown.
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