Bangs look good on nobody

Bangs look good on nobody. I didn't really realize this until I saw a movie where somebody had distracting bangs. Granted, it was V for Vendetta and the bangs were on a Guy Fawkes mask, but it was still distractingly stupid. Nobody needs to frame their face with a keratin helmet. Don't be afraid of the forehead, seriously. Cut the hair, don't cut the hair, it all works. From the buzz-cut to hair down to the small of her back, there are endless possibilities. Some people can pull it off (mainly girls under the age of 10) but even they're just treading water, and look better with real hair. My proof is this, meet Loco, the Angolan footballer who cut off all of his hair except the bangs... yikes.