charges against Shia LaBeouf, who despite the name is apparently not a
porn star. For anyone not familiar with LaBeouf's work, he's best known
for his manic overacting in this summer's Michael Bay fighting robot
extravaganza (Transformers was apparently a lot better if you smoked up
and found something else to do during the boring parts and just tuned in
for "Ooh, shiny!"). The only thing he's ever appeared in I liked was
that SNL parody of The OC second season finale, when he only gets out
half a line before Andy Samberg and Bill Hader shoot him.
Anyways, LeBeouf wandered into the Walgreens next to the Larry Hiscock
tower* drunk off his ass at 4am and refused to leave. At first I
couldn't believe a hot young actor had nothing better to do with his
time than hang around that Walgreens (it's really not that exciting),
but then I figured he spends his free time playing overwrought teenagers
in mediocre movies (if he's lucky), so maybe he really doesn't have
anywhere else to go. So I just thought I'd share that information,
because considering how often it keeps being posted and reposted in
different fora around the internet, I assumed this must have been
keeping people up nights, wondering if the filming of Transformers 2:
Cybertron Cruise Control was going to be held up while hot young LeBeouf
was getting hot beef injections in Joliet.
Consider yourselves informed.
*-Also known as the John Hancock tower, after former President of the
Continental Congress John Hancock. Anybody else catch the founding
fathers flashback on Family Guy Sunday? "Roll call... John Footpenis?"
"I changed it to Hancock!"
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