10. There's something I need to say. Thank you. Thank you for being responsible for the best thing in my life. Thank you, and all other Chinese people, for bringing the gift of fireworks into my life. You and Marco Polo, God bless you all.
9. Yes, my friend Kevin learned all his filthy Chinese phrases from your daughter.
8. Singapore? Hey, you know they've got four floors of whores there. right?
7. Oh I'm sorry, does our golden retriever startle you because when she runs into the house barking you think it's Godzilla coming?
6. Wow, I can see the family resemblance. Oh no wait, you all look alike, never mind.
5. By the way, I'm not one to brag, but since Lian moved in big cracks have started forming in the ceiling outside our bedroom. I call that room "The Dutch Oven"... high five, come on!
4. Maybe you can help me out with something, I'm looking at securitizing a whole class of profitable Asian assets which are all denominated in US dollars eliminating currency risk, it's a sweet deal. So my question is this, do you know any Snakeheads who I could contact about securitizing payments by Chinese immigrants? I mean configuring the cargo containers and feces buckets as securitized operating assets would reduce the capital at risk by 20% in the first year alone.
3. I'm sorry about your bedroom, but here's the deal. That idiot Al MacInnis stayed here once, and he put a hockey puck through the window, so if you think it's cold in there, go back to Calgary and whine to him about it.
2. Here's a fortune cookie for you... in the year of the rat, you will get the hell off my back about grandchildren.
1. 我将采取您击倒, 我的朋友。我把您带击倒对瓷镇。
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