- Find new anthem to replace “Sweet Home Chicago”. Slim pickings for music fans under 60... perhaps Don Henley's “New York Minute”?
- Say goodbye to all the guys at Steamworks... I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!
- Get ready to ride The Fairy from Jersey City. Oh yeah, baby... wait, what do you mean that's a boat?
- Buy new flippers. Boy, the complete lack of aquatic life in the river will be much less distracting when scuba diving!
- Get a cheaper bicycle with fewer gears, because there's no hills to climb in Jersey unless you hit a landfill.
- Pick new football team, either the Giants or the Jets, or ummm... the Eagles or something. Fuck it, who's winning this year?
- Learn the rules of baseball. (All I remember from Chicago baseball is Old Style beer and churros.)
- Buy tickets on the Chinatown bus to New York... 800 miles for $4. (Or maybe just catch the Ang-Mo Town bus from Singapore.)
- Get a map of the Pine Barrens so I can find the Jersey Devil and blow him. (Again with the gay jokes? Seriously?)
- Get ready to live in a well-governed state where the last Governor isn't a punchline. Okay wait, maybe we should live in the City... no that won't help either. Damnit.
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Amstelbooij's To-Do List for moving to Jersey City
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