Amstelbooij's New York to-do list

1. Pop over to the Meadowlands to pick up tickets to see the New York Jets.
2. Head out to Shea to get my tickets for the New York Mets
3. Cruise by Atlantic Yards and think about getting tickets for the New York Nets
4. Slip down to the OTB and place some New York bets
5. Spend my winnings at a tapas restaurant ordering some New York croqettes
6. Remember to pass by BofA and pay my New York debts
7. Stop by Arthur Ashe on the way to play some New York sets (better loosen the nets so I'll get some New York lets)
8. Find a French-Canadian bar and watch the CFL with my New York Alouettes
9. Walk the beach and see some New York egrets (bring my speedos and get some New York wets)
10. Stop by the pet store and get some New York pets (and get them checked out by New York vets)
11. Reserve a venue and hire a caterer for my New York fetes
12. Got a sore throat, better find a bodega and pick up some New York sucrets
13. Head out to Sunset Park with my Vietnamese buddies and celebrate some New York Tet
14. Visit the Bronx Zoo and feed some New York marmosets
15. Because whatever Amstelbooij wants... New York gets.