The first rule of New Glarus is you stay in the lodge when skiing conditions are sub-optimal.The second rule of New Glarus is you DO NOT SKI WHEN CONDITIONS ARE SUB-OPTIMAL.
The third rule of New Glarus is if someone says Gruzei, you have to answer back.
The fourth rule of New Glarus is you do not ask where the steak tartar came from at the New Glarus Zoo's attached Bar & Grill.
The fifth rule of New Glarus is you do not go out without at least 700 chf (and no US currency).
The sixth rule of New Glarus is never give directions to or from New Zug.
Die 7. Richtlinie von neuem Glarus ist Sie muß ScheisseDeutsches sprechen.
The eighth rule of New Glarus is if this is your first time to New Glarus, you have to bring chocolates.
The ninth rule of New Glarus is you do not eat excessively spicy food (for instance any dish with garlic).
The tenth rule of New Glarus is you do not flush the toilet after 10pm!
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