Fuck'em if they can't take a joke Dida, you may never have to go back to Glasgow anyways. For those of you not keeping up on the news, Brazil and Milan keeper Dida was hit with a suspension for his antics in the Celtic - Milan game, when a Celtic fan ran onto the field and hit him. Dida chased him a few steps before collapsing claiming, and was removed by stretcher claiming a head injury. His reaction was a bit bizarre, but apparently Dida has been a bit jumpy ever since he was badly burned by a flare thrown at him from the stands a couple years back, so I can't really judge him too harshly for getting spooked and having a bit of a meltdown. I really do not understand why he was suspended, since his actions only hurt his own club, costing Milan a substitution, and it took place outside the normal course of the game and cast no aspersions on other players, so it didn't even have the potential to affect the result of the game. The fan is banned from Parkhead for life, and this isn't the first time... that guy who was miming an airplane at Captain America a few weeks after 9/11 got a lifetime ban as well. This is annoying, because ordinarily I'd be inclined to root for Celtic to upset a giant like Milan, both because Gordon Strachan is hilarious (Can we have a quick word? "Velocity.") and also because I like to show some solidarity with any fellow Catholics who get shot at with crossbow bolts... stay transubstantiated, y'all.
And to other people with rhythmic monomonikers that sound like lower Manhattan neighborhoods, this link is what I can dredge up for how to connect with Netflix friends. Having no friends <sniff, sniff> I've never needed to be too clear on the procedure, so I hope that works.
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