Wedding Bingo

B	I	N	G	O
Someone appears in an orange windmill tie	Anyone does the robot	Rufus is kicked in the balls by a bridesmaid after saying, “Nice legs, what time do they open?”	The DJ plays any song by Men Without Hats	Fireworks!!!
The groom's family comments on the food	Any appearance of a Chinese festival dragon	Rijkman Groenik informs the bride she is overvaluing the groom and suggests other suitor	A wedding toast references a desert island and a bucket of hamburgers	The groom goes AWOL and is found hiding in a booth at Frenchy's
Someone tells the Professor a long story about a trip to the bathroom	The Captain drops a $100 bill on the dollar dance with the bride, won't let go	“I do”	The Captain drops a $100 bill on the dollar dance with the groom, won't let go	Brian puts on his Muammar Quadaffi sunglasses
Rudolf lights a road flare	Somebody's employer rushes in to cancel the service at the last minute	Bryan calls anyone _____BOYEE!!!	Rufus is karate chopped by one of the bride's relatives after asking if they like the flied lice	Benjamin Graham goes to bed
Neighbor's dogs shit in the aisle	Anyone breakdances	Anyone shows up in clogs or a pointy Chinese hat	Rufus puts Gatorade in a champagne flute	Anneke gives anyone the “I'm watching you, Frenchy!” gesture