1. Teachers do a lot more than run through the pages of a textbook. (Pardon My French!)
2. Joe Mauer is very forgiving. (Two Truths and a Lie)
3. Making a deal with the Devil will leave you smelling of rotten eggs. (The Damned Audition)
4. Ghosts are cool. (Rachel Teagle Believes in Ghosts)
5. Jack Chick is an underrated comic genius, even if he probably doesn't realize it. (The Jack Chick Plays)
6. Native Americans really are portrayed exactly like the mentally challenged. (Sad Carousel)
7. See You Next Tuesday is not a good last thing to say to somebody. (See You Next Tuesday)
8. Dancers are cool. (O(h))
9. Ikea is the new cruising spot. (Naked Yoga and Other Gay Love Stories)
10. Henry IV is the first Star Wars prequel. (Kill Will)
11. Taking your clothes off can be good for you. (Kathy Jensen is Pretty)
12. Cell phones are annoying. (That Sara Aziz!)
13. Whether you realize it or not, the world will keep moving forward in your absence, and you will never return to a place and time you've left behind. Also, chicken cacciatore is not always easy to come by. (Amaretti Angels)
14. Shel Silverstein is a dirty motherfucker. (An Adult Evening of Shel Silverstein)
15. Bowties are cool. Actually this one was from Doctor Who, but one of the 17 shows I saw had nothing to say about anything and I had to come up with something.
16. You may only get one chance to make the leap... don't miss it. (Standing Long Jump)
17. The glam rock, heavy mascara shredded everything look is coming back, or at least it should. (Garage Band)
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